Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I'm Tom, How the Hell are Ya?



Greetings potential blog reading audience. I don't think it bares necessity to say so, but this is my first entry. Impressed by my writing skills yet? Probably not, but give it time, I'll grow on you.

Considering this is in fact the first time many of you will be reading anything written by yours truly, I suppose this first entry should be devoted to me introducing myself.

In the spirit of blogging, I will do so in a quick, convenient, easy to read, (lazy) little list.

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1. I am "The Man." I know this because I tell myself so during my daily affirmations.

2. I am not the funniest, the most athletic, the best looking (I'm lying), or even the smartest (I'm lying), but I know for sure that I am the Tom_Ace-est.

3. I'm probably the most humble person ever.

4. While I do appreciate good writing and proper grammar and the such, you will sometimes find some incorrect punctuations or other general writing errors within my posts. Scruw you,

5. I like nice things and treat myself to them at will.

OK well, that completes my first entry. I know you're riveted but please hold your fan letters till I write some more and feel like I deserve them.

Please do stop in again though, otherwise all this time at work I'm wasting will be for nothing.

Special shoutout to Adrie and Robyn for inspiring me to become a blogger.
You can visit them at http://adjism.blogspot.com/ and http://adayinthelifeofmystomach.blogspot.com/ respectively.

And to quote my friends Kyu and Juice,

"Be careful. I love you, aight?"

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