Last night on the season finale of Top Chef, Hosea from Colorado pulled the upset and beat out this season's consistent challenge winner Stefan.
From the title of this post you can probably tell how I feel about this.
Hosea sucked. He sucked all season. All he did was try to mack on Leah the whole time, actually succeeded, and then regressed in fear. What a poon. Also, he strongly reminds me of Mister Potato Head. I honestly cannot remember a single impressive dish he cooked that sticks out in my mind. Granted I don't have the privelege of actually eating the stuff, but I can at least recount a bunch of dishes Stefan and Carla (the other runner-up) made this year.
This ranks up there with season 2 and its so-called "winner" Ilan. He fucking sucked too.
Here's how I rank the 5 season champions.
5. Ilan
4. Hosea
3. Harold
2. Stephanie
1. Hung
Regardless, I'll miss the show and look forward to the next season. Hopefully Comcast gets me fucking Bravo HD by then.
Just cause I <3 You Padma
OMG @ BRAVO? SERIOUSLY... HOSEA? Not that I was a huge fan of Stefan's personality, but he won about 17 challenges in a row. Did Hosea even do anything at all this season? If he hadn't been ho'ing around with skanky (so-called half filipino? I don't see it..?) Leah I wouldn't have even remembered either of them. Hands down, last three should have been Stefan, Jamie, and Fabio. And winner, obviously, Stefan. Just my opinion.
ReplyDeleteTommy Stix -
ReplyDeleteHosea was average at best. Fabio and Stefan were top 2. I was rooting for Fabio (of course).
Glad to see this post.
went to school with leah...she was a ho bag back then too...
ReplyDeletebut ya...fabio should have won and they are celebrating mediocrity by letting hosea, and ilan win...