American Idol - I'm Lazy

Work has been fucking hell the past couple of weeks so my blogging ambition took a backseat.

I was going to post a long and thoughtful post of my American Idol Predictions, but instead I'm just going to write haikus for my favorite contestants.

Lil Rounds

"Lil Rounds" quite the name,

for the lady with big voice

and three young children.

Megan Joy

You are quite sexy,

but you move like a chicken.

I would still do you.

Matt Giraud

You have a chin strap.

I am jealous because I don't.

I hope you don't win.

Allison Iraheta

Since you are sixteen,

I cannot say much besides,

you sing very well.

Who goes home tonight, you ask? I would have to say, Alexis (the chick who went last) and Scott (hopefully).

PS - I am having trouble spacing this shit. If anyone can help, please do. Thanks!